Having a high sex drive but being really shy is one of life’s biggest curses
What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
I am so sorry, everybody. So very, very sorry.
Why didn’t anybody tell me that this blog has a tag? IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL.
Imagine Hannibal Lecter getting busy with Will Graham.
"I want to undress you," Will says, fingers eying the buttons on his suit hungrily.
"William, I don’t think that’s such a good idea…"
Will ignores his advice and practically rips the suit off of his not-psychiatrist…only to find another suit underneath.
He keeps going, tearing off suit after suit, each pattern more ridiculous than the last.
That is how Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter die— horny and drowned in a sea of plaid.