"ur just into girls to get attention"
yeah girls attention
What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
I am so sorry, everybody. So very, very sorry.
Why didn’t anybody tell me that this blog has a tag? IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL.
Imagine Hannibal Lecter getting busy with Will Graham.
"I want to undress you," Will says, fingers eying the buttons on his suit hungrily.
"William, I don’t think that’s such a good idea…"
Will ignores his advice and practically rips the suit off of his not-psychiatrist…only to find another suit underneath.
He keeps going, tearing off suit after suit, each pattern more ridiculous than the last.
That is how Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter die— horny and drowned in a sea of plaid.
I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.
also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.
I love when girls get together to solve problems